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lol lol lol is a story me and Jake wrote today!

Beep! Beep! The alarm clock went off. Stewie looked at it and grunted, "11:50 AM, late again! I was supposed to be up at 7 o'clock!"

Stewie rushed down the stairs, and since his parents weren’t home he ate some cereal and rushed to his grandma's. Before leaving, he snatched the breakfast tray from the counter and hopped on his bike. He soon found himself facing a pink door. He hesitated before rapping on the door. The door opened and his grandma's wrinkled face smiled back at him. "Here, grandma," Stewie said nervously. "I brought you breakfast... at noon..."

 "Noon." She grunted, "Come sit down my dear." She paused and narrowed her old eyes at him, "And tell me why you’re so late!" "Well..." Stewie's mind raced, trying to think of a legitimate excuse. "My cat went into labor... on the roof!"

He blurted. Grandma's eyes narrowed. "Your cat is a MALE."

Stewie swallowed. "His girlfriend!" Grandma's eyes narrowed even more.

 "Oh really? That really happened Stewie?" Stewie nodded and added quickly, "And more happened!"

 "First, the cat started having rainbow waffle babies! So something was wrong! The waffles tasted so so bad I fainted and woke up being clawed by the cat on my roof! Then…" Stewie paused and thought for a moment, 'Is grandma believing this..?' Well shes crazy enough to believe! So he went on, "Umm, then Mr. Buttchin saw me and turned into a unicorn and saved me!"

"Well Stewie.. I believe ya! Come in and hug me!" Stewie did as she said and thought, Pheww can't believe she fell for it! Then right at that moment the police ran in and yowled, "Look out that old lady's got a gun kiddo! Attack her with the cheese !"

"Umm, whats happening!?!" Grandma pulled out a gun. "Sorry kiddo. You've gotta go." Suddenly, a crash could be heard and the closet door was flung open. The real Grandma! She and the fake Grandma kicked, punched, and pulled hair. Soon the faker was out cold.

"Thanks, Grandma," The people said. They flashed their badges. "CIA. This faker was a wanted Russian Spy, posing as your Grandma. Your real Grandma saved the day!"

As they dragged the unconsious spy out the door, Grandma turned to Stewie. "You know, if you had gotten here earlier, you might have died..." Grandma smiled.

"You know Stewie, why don't you bring me lunch instead from now on?" Stewie laughed. "Okay Grandma!" And he spent the rest of the day at her house. 

-Frost and Jake

 

Chapter III of "A Darker Story" WARNING: GORY!

Chapter III.

Not the conclusion! Way more to come! And yes, this chapter was necessary to the story!

WARNING: GORE GORE GORE

You can't say I didn't warn you!

Chapter III

            He stuck out like a sore thumb. He was an easy target. They all knew who he was. Because of his coat, he suffered abuse from his fellow soldiers.

            But he was still expected to be just as tough and loyal as they where. And he was.

***

            “Hey Red, you're on cleaning duty!” An older soldier shouted, his buddies snickering around him.

            “Not like I don’t do it everyday,” Thorn mumbled as he dragged his feet over to the filthy table. The soldiers where about to pester Thorn when the whistle was blown and the soldiers rushed to line up. Thorn quickly shoved the food into a leather sack and threw it outside, sliding into the line just as the general started inspecting each soldier. Thorn straightened his back up, looking straight ahead, showing no emotion. After what seemed like an eternity, the general stood at the front of the solid line.

            “Loyal soldiers of the Cold Heart Kingdom under the rule of the fearsome King Malicis and his daughter Princess Rose! Some of you may have only been here for a little under a month-” at this he shot a glance at Thorn and a few others-“but I believe you all have had enough training…” he paused, as if only for dramatic effect.

            “To go into a battle.” The general finished with a look that silenced all questions or protests. “The foolish Fire Foot Kingdom is planning a surprise attack on us, but our spies have made that no longer possible. We’re going to strike first, very early in the morning when the sorry lumpmuffins will be fast asleep. As much as I hate to say it, you need your sleep.” He stared at the line with burning eyes. “Well? What are you waiting for? SLEEP!”

            The line scattered, each rushing to their cottage. Thorn slowly walked to his cottage that he shared with no one. As he slowly climbed in bed, he wondered if he would get out of this battle aloud. Despite spending his entire life in the Everdark Forest, he had still heard enough to know what the battles where like: gory, merciless, and vicious. He soon fell fast asleep, but his sleep was full of visions of a bloody battle to come.

***

            Here he stood, almost frozen to the spot, as warriors sliced each other open right before his eyes. He was never born to be a fighter, and so many where dying.

            At first it seemed guiltily satisfying to see those who had berated and teased him for so long being torn apart, but he quickly pushed away the evil feelings. What do I do? Thorn thought shakily. He was suddenly hit with his dreams from before, the ones he had forgotten. Everything flashed before his eyes.

A battle lost, an entire kingdom falling.

The Darker Kingdoms rising up, destroying everything.

A force worse than anything known to the kingdoms enslaving all the survivors of the horrible Armageddon.

And it was all the work of the Fire Foot general, an emotionless, power-hungry, blood-greedy animal.

You couldn’t kill a general. It just hadn’t been done. It was far too dangerous, as generals where protected fiercely by their soldiers.

            Thorn breathed in the scent of the blood and the carnage around him, and gathering all the strength in his body, he rushed through the various gore and bleeding bodies scattered about. He ran right past fighting soldiers, barely missing being hit in the face by someone’s slimy intestines. A foolish warrior threw himself in front of Thorn. Thorn struck out, tearing the warrior’s eye out. He howled in pain and clumsily ran off, his bloody eye socket the least brutal of the wounds. As Thorn ran, he felt something squishy pushing against the fur above his claw and realized the warrior’s eye was still stuck to his red, dripping, wet claws. “Ugh,” Thorn grunted, but paid little attention. He was on a mission to save the world.

            As he approached the general, the fighting became worse. Soldiers surrounded Thorn, determined to protect the general. Thorn spared no expense in getting rid of his attackers. He charged one, snatched his tail in his teeth, and swung him around so hard he flew off into a tree, smashing his skull, blood and brains leaking onto the tree. Thorn next clawed two soldier’s eyes out, which also lodged themselves onto his claws.

            Thorn soon realized that although his fighting was vicious, the number of soldiers was too overpowering. He reared up, jumped above the claws of two warriors threatening to tear him apart, and landed in front of the heartless general. Before anyone had any time to react, Thorn lunged at him and bit his tiny pink nose off, swallowing it as the general screamed in pain. He threw himself at Thorn, but Thorn was fighting to save the world. He couldn’t afford to lose, so he simply stepped back, watching the general take a hard fall onto a sharp stone, which would soon be covered in a deep shade of red.

            The general felt sharp claws digging deeply into his muscular back, and as he lay there, weak from blood loss, the world fading in and out, he saw eyes, coming closer. Eyes of some of his most loyal warriors, coming towards him.

            “No,” he protested weakly. “You where my favorites… your eyes are so sharp… don’t do this… traitors…” His eyes filled with blood and pain and with a sickening sound, he saw no more.

 Thorn quickly finished the almost-dead general off with a swift bite to the neck. He finally came back to reality and realized that everyone had been watching him, petrified, wondering what to do. Thorn simply sat down, trying to pick the seven various bloody eyes off his claws.

As the general’s body was being dragged away by torn, bleeding warriors, Thorn couldn’t help but laugh.

“Look! He’s got the same color coat as me now!”

End Chapter III

-Frost

 

Arctic Wolf!

Hey guys so I am really really happy that I now have an arctic wolf!

I went to the store and got my card, but did you guys know that you can buy one online? They will email you the promo code and you can enter it right away! So I know have an arctic wolf and snow leopard and next on my list is the king of the jungle ;)
So vi-let is now back to violet Roil. :)

Also, Willow, I was wondering if this looks like luna. If not please tell me sort of what she looks like. Im not really sure. like what type of wings should she have, butterfly, angel, or fairy?

Please keep writing the stories! And it would be fun to do rollplays with them and stuff.
For those of you who have never visited it, heres the link:
http://innerfirewillow.blogspot.com/

Please check it out if you haven't!

Lastly, Violet has a new style. Once she was recovered from her second evil fairy incident she was a little darker colored and her eyes were purple, scared with the mark of a fairy forever. Heres what her new look looks like (its not much different):


That's all! Bye guys!

news from my bro, Hawkspirit

Hello fellow subjects! Hawkspirit here! ^-^ You might be wondering who I am. Well I'm Hawkspirit XD  Oakfire's brother  I'm making this post for a number of reasons! 1. I wanted 2 do u got a problem with that? 2. IMPORTANT INFO!!! o:  My father Jacob Anderson, A.K.A Shadow Hayalet, Well his dad (so my grandpa) Saw his whole life cuz he was stalker no jk jk but he left and he watched Jacob grow up Cuz Jacob and Jake used 2 hang out.. Jake died long long ago and my grandfather saw how sad Jacob wuld be if he found out So he gave up his life and entered his body O: so all these years that hasn't been the real JAKE! So we want everybody 2 Help find him cuz he came back from heaven sumhow ( I dunno don't ask me!)  Okay bai :3 Credit 2 Oakfire 4 letting me Do dis.

Chapter II of "A Darker Story"

 Appropiate for all ages.

Chapter II

            “Razafrazamagaloobleblahblo…” Thorn grumbled. “I never realized the town was this far away…”

            It had already been five days and Thorn was still trampling through the dry weeds, trying to find even the smallest glimpse of the town. But he wouldn’t have to look any farther, for when he trekked up a spiky hill, he could see cottages off in the distance. The excited snow leopard picked up speed, trying to propel himself faster into civilization.

            He soon skidded to a halt, panting in front of the entrance to the town, guarded by fierce-looking, pitch-black, scar-ridden guards.

            “Er, hi!” Thorn’s words where met with hostile glances.

            “Halt, stranger! State your business!” One of the guards snarled.

            “Citizenship.” Thorn said simply. The guard inspected him and nodded. “Where do you come from?”

            Thorn hesitated. What should he say? “I-I was a foolish loner who desires nothing more than to be a humble citizen of this amazing kingdom, loyal to none other than the superior, feared, strong, and absolutely worthy King Malicis, who trains his guards and soldiers in the way of the fierce and merciless so this kingdom may stay the most respected as it should be.”

            The guard seemed flattered and impressed. “You seem like you really want to be a citizen,” the guard growled. He flashed a glance at his fellow guards. “Let him in. He will become a citizen.”

            Thorn guessed the guard he had talked to was the head guard of this group. He almost threw his fist in the air and shouted out, but didn’t want to make a fool out of himself. Fancy talking and flattering, Thorn thought. Works all the time on the stupid brutes like these guys.

***

            Thorn threw his satchel down onto a chair and yawned. It had been a long day. He had no idea becoming a citizen of this kingdom took so long. He was too tired to take a tour of his new accommodations, so he found his way to his room and blew out the candle.

            Needless to say, sleep came upon him almost immediately.

***

            Thorn whistled as he trotted down the brick path towards the village market. He had a few gold coins in his satchel, but seeing as how most forms of payment where silver, he was guessing he could purchase more. As he approached the market, the sounds, sights, and smells became overwhelming. The market was bustling with activity even so early in the morning. It seemed like the whole village was here, adults purchasing food, cubs scurrying around, the elder leopards selling homemade jams and cookies. Each new smell brought joy to his sensitive nose, and he could take it no longer. He ran into the market, about to burst into a cheesy song, when he noticed that everyone was looking at him.

            Thorn shrank down, not used to having all these eyes on him. The villagers mumbled, and Thorn was able to catch a few words.

            “Who is he?”

            “He’s not from here.”

            “I think he’s dangerous.”

            “He seems strange.”

            Thorn’s eyes darted around the crowd, feeling uncomfortable, wondering how they could tell he was from somewhere else. Maybe they where such a close-knit group-wait, no. At this point, he noticed something strange, something he had never noticed before: They all had black coats. Thorn swallowed and quickly thought of something to calm the villagers.

            “I was just a foolish loner who-” Before he could finish, a villager grabbed him by the neck and held him up.

            “Look, Mr. Fancy Words, that may have worked on the guards, and you may be a citizen according to them, but we don’t like outsiders. Especially you. You’re different. We don’t trust those kinds of animals. If I where you, I’d stay far, far, far away from us. You’ll never fit in. We’ll never accept you. Got it?”

            Thorn nodded furiously, and the leopard dropped him. “Good. Now leave and never come back-if you know what’s good for you.”

            Thorn didn’t know if the villager meant to leave the kingdom or just the market, but he wasn’t going to back down that easily. However, he didn’t want a fight and make a big scene on his first day, so he scampered off to his cottage on the edge of the village. Now he realized his mistake. He should have never come here. With his dark red coat, he would never be one of them. He sighed and waited for the inevitable.

            Ha! It came at him laughing. That was some display out there. Ya know, ya can make them like ya. That’s what you want, don’t ya? Come on, ya know ya want to!

            Go away, Thorn responded. I don’t need friends like that. I need real friends, not ones who are forced to like me.

            Come on! Ya’re just acting like a wimp!

            Thorn shook his head. I was given this gift for a reason. I’m not going to misuse it.  I don’t know why you won’t leave me alone.

            Think about it. Ya know ya want to. Just think about it. Just like that, the voice was gone. Thorn sighed. He would never be free from the voice, he knew it. But he wasn’t going to misuse his gift, not matter what any voice said. He dug around in his satchel for his plant seeds and walked off wearily to the backyard. Looking around at both the inside and the outside, he realized… it needed something.

            “I know just the thing!” Leaving the seeds on a chair, and grabbing an ax, he headed out to the small forest a little ways behind his cottage.

***

            A few months later

            “Ha! The only thing that isn’t thriving in my life is a good relationship with the villagers!” Thorn exclaimed. He had planted a garden, which was turning out to be successful, found out he was good at wood carving, and furnished his almost empty cottage! Not bad for an outsider like me, Thorn thought.

            As he stood back admiring the bedside table he had just finished carving, he jumped as he heard a sharp rapping at the door. He rushed to grab the doorknob and yank it open. Standing in the doorway where a pawful of menacing guards.

            Thorn straightened up. “What can I do for you?” He asked confidently. (He had also been working on overcoming his nervousness in front of others.)

            “Royal Soldiers. In a completely random lottery, you have been chosen to serve in the fierce protectors of the Cold Heart Kingdom. In other words…”

            Another guard finished the sentence for him. “You’ve been drafted. For the Royal Cold Heart Army.”

            Thorn gulped.

            Life just got much more complicated. 

End Chapter II

-Frost

(Read the posts below, Please!) Citizen Photos

Hello!
Just a short little post, but I noticed half our citizens are without photos!! :O

If you would like a photo put above your citizen profile, just send it to me via email, or Google +. If you do not have one of those accounts, contact me on AJ and when your on, I'll snap a photo of you!

-Willow Spirit (On Ipod)

(P.S. There are some important posts below please read them! ^^)

Character limits?

So I was thinking about the kingdom and how many citizens we have. 48! But if you think about it... we probably only have about 40 people as part of the kingdom. or maybe even less then 40. This is because people are in ownership of 2 or more citizens. I think we should make a limit to how many characters you can own. I was thinking 1... but 2 would probably be more realistic. And yes, for those of you who have over 2 characters you will have to choose 2 and delete the others. Im sorry. But this rule isn't official yet. I want you guys to tell me if you think it is a good idea. here are some rules that would apply to it:

1) You can only own 1 or 2 characters. No exceptions.
2) 1 or 2 only. You cant have 4 characters but have 2 of them dead or something. ONLY 1 Or 2!
3) Your two characters cannot be on the same account. Please make a separate account for one of them. (this rule doesn't have to be a rule, I was just thinking about it.)

So tell me if you guys think this is a reasonable idea. Please think it through. Thanks!



Also, peppy, I was wondering if I could also be an admin of the laws page. I would really love to if you would let me be an admin of 2 things. :)

stories and ball page

I have seen that many of you have begun to make a whole story thing. (I'm sorry I'm tired and I can't think of what to call it. I feel stupid XD). Like willow is having one about the spirits and dragons and frost has one about the darker kingdoms.
so I really want to start making a story book thing but I'm trying to think of what it should be about. Here are some of my interests to give you guys some ideas:
-Fairies
-Mermaids
(I know it seems kiddy but I am obsessed ^^)
-Greek mythology (Percy Jackson, demigods, gods, that sort of thing)

I know this doesn't give you much to go on but if you have any ideas for a new story series that I could write please tell me! I will probably think of something though. :)

also, I was just thinking about balls and started thinking about how we used to have a balls page where peppy posted about balls. For those of you who were here in the early time of the kingdom, do you remember that? Oh, I just can't stop thinking about how it used to be in the beginning of the kingdom. December. DECEMBER!? IT FEELS LIKE ITS BEEN SO MUCH LONGER THEN THAT! WOW! DOES IT FEEL LIKE THAT TO ANY OF YOU? 0.o

Art, Memberships, Activity, and Stories

Greetings, my loyal subjects ^-^/)

I've finally managed to share with you a piece of my horrid artwork :P Feel free to criticize, comment, and compliment it.

Now that we've finished pontificating about that mildly short topic, let's move on to something that could actually be considered relevant to the kingdom, shall we?

My membership will expire fairly soon, I believe I'm down to 6 days, or less. I won't have a castle for that period of time, nor will I have a fox. Although this will only last a few days, I'm going to go shopping soon enough, and am planning on buying an arctic wolf membership, you could say I'm looking forward to that, although I was hoping I could wait until summer to buy a 3 month membership that could last me throughout the season, but I wouldn't want to have such a gap in having a castle to run the kingdom in. I also apologize for not being very active previously (again), and I wanted to make sure you all knew that you don't need to ask me for permission to hold contests, events, etc... and if I do not attend a mini-play please note it can still go on. Although I'm pretty sure all, or at least most of you already knew that :3 I believe I've yet to cover another topic.

The stories page.

As Violet requested, I will most likely delete it, and have the picture link to her stories blog. I'm giving her complete control of the stories, after all, she is a royal, and not to mention one of the first to join. She's also very active when she can be, and remarkably organized, and fun to role play with. So if you'd like a story posted consult her. Victory, I know you wanted to admin the page, and I'm sorry, and it's not to say Violet is more deserving of the page, she's just been watching the kingdom a bit longer, I'm still in need of admins, and if you'd like to be in charge of another page I'd be happy to make you an admin ^-^

One last thing, Willow I'm giving you complete control of the Citizens Page :3 So if you'd like to join please consult Willow Spirit (WillowPegasus). Willow, you might want to read the comments on the citizens page if you haven't already, there are still a few citizens I haven't yet put up from many days previous to this point. Oh, and if it isn't too much to ask, could you also update the households page? The two pages kind of go hand in hand, so I thought you might be okay with it.

I'm off to make you an admin ^-^

*waves goodbye*

P.S. If you'd like to read an amazing story read Frost's story previous to this post.

⇓

Chapter I of "A Darker Story"

Absolutely appropriate for all ages.

Chapter I

About one year before

            Sitting at a small wooden table where two snow leopards. One, whose sleek, black coat had long been tangled and bloodstained, and the other, with rosy cream colored fur and icy blue eyes. The latter was picking at her food with her sharp claws, not seeming to be very hungry.

            “Rose! Quick playing with your food!” The black leopard exclaimed.

            Rose stopped picking at the meat and sat quietly, paws folded neatly into her lap. King Malicis, the black leopard, knew something was wrong with his daughter.

            “Rose? You usually devour your meals. Are you okay?” As soon as the words left his mouth, he knew the cause of this lack of appetite: nervousness. She was awaiting the answer of the announcement Malicis had sent out months earlier.

            “Look, Rose, I don’t know-” Before he could finish his sentence, a guard came barging in to the small room.

            “Sire! We have received answers from all the snow leopard kingdoms. All the eligible princes will certainly participate in the contest for young Princess Rose’s paw in marriage.”

            Rose breathed a sigh of relief. The anticipation was over. A worthy suitor would be chosen for her in a potentially fatal contest. It was the best way to choose her future husband. Of course, she had heard stories of foolish princesses who rejected the contests or forced marriages to run off with peasants, outlaws, or maybe even refusing to get married at all. She would never be accused of breaking the highly enforced laws of the kingdoms. She understood this was for her kingdom’s sake, and if a prince could win her father’s brutal competition, he was definitely worth marrying.

            “When will the contest be held, Father?” Rose inquired innocently.

            King Malicis looked down at his young daughter. “Don’t worry, honey. It will only be about a year before the preparations are over.”

            Rose frowned, thought it over, and smiled. She would have plenty of time to prepare. “Okay, Father!” She put on her sweetest smile and skipped off to her room, her meal still uneaten.

            Malicis watched his daughter skip off. “The sorry kitten who wins the contest better be worthy enough to marry her,” he spat, and then noticed the guard still standing there. Malicis shoved the guard towards the table. “Here,” he said casually. “We’re not hungry.”

            The guard’s eyes lit up as he prepared to plunge his muzzle into a feast fit for a king (and a princess.)

***

            If one where to travel to the outer edges of the kingdom, they would find the Everdark Forest. It was said to be home to several vicious creatures who would tear apart the first outsider they saw. Even King Malicis’s guards where ordered to stay away from it. But perhaps, if one where to travel to a certain point on the outer edges of the Everdark Forest, they could hear someone splashing in a river of clear, fresh water, and the joyful humming of a dark red snow leopard.

           

            The leopard continued humming his jovial song as he leaped out of the river and violently shook his fur to dry out. He continued humming as he grabbed his leather satchel. He continued as he trotted through the forest, watching the creatures scamper by. He loved everything about this place. The creatures, the plants, everything, and it was all under his protection.

            A small rabbit with sharp fangs and devil horns came running to the leopard. “Everdark,” it whined. “I gots a thorn stucks in my footsie.”

            “Oh Junior, again? You just can’t seem to stay out of that rose bush, huh? And you don’t have to call me Everdark. It’s too… formal.”

            “But ‘Thorn’ is whats I keep getting stucks in my footsies,” Junior whined.

            Thorn the Everdark reached down to inspect Junior’s foot. He put a paw into his satchel to grab a few herbs to rub on Junior’s sore foot. The thorn was soon gone.

            “Thanks Everdark!” Junior smiled. Thorn smiled back, but it was quickly replaced by a look of worry.

            “You guys can handle yourselves, right?” Thorn said weakly.

            “Bu-bu-but Everdark, you can’t leave! We need you!” Junior sniffed.

            “Sorry Junior,” Thorn sighed. “I’m going to the kingdom. I-I-I need to experience life in a different way. I’ll be back, I promise.” And with that he quickly turned his back on the sniffing devil rabbit so he wouldn’t have to see those adorable puppy eyes that had been a major obstacle in his journey.

            “I love living here, I love being your Everdark, but there comes a time everyone has to venture outside of their comfort zone. It’s just part of growing up. I’ll be back, I promise, I would never abandon you…” Thorn whispered, as if only trying to convince himself it would be okay. As he walked away, the plants seemed to whither a little and the animals grew silent. 

End Chapter I 

-Frost

AGH! ^^ (and other things)

So you guys, sorry I haven't been active. But I seriously told you guys I wasn't going to be active. And then the time that I said I wasn't going to be active.... BAM! I look at the kingdom and there are so many enormous headaches that its giving me a headache. I didn't read through all the posts, I was just to surprised and sort of irritated. I mean, first of all: you guys have started thinking about contests and admins and horses and a bunch of other things without even waiting for me to reply or even know its happening. Ok, that sentence didn't really make sense but I can't really explain what I mean, I hope you guys get it. Like the fact that all the admin spots are taken (I think)... And I mean I couldn't have even asked for a spot because I TOLD YOU GUYS I WAS GOING TO BE NOT ACTIVE. Ugh... That didn't really make any sense either >.<
Anyways, I am going to stop trying to explain that, but I hope you guys understand.
now, I am on my phone IN MY HOTEL right now and so for some odd reason its not letting me comment on posts (it always lets me!?). So I will just post my comments here:

- Willows post: Can you please make a horse picture for violet, I'd love it ^^
-Also, willow, I will submit a logo for CT soon. I will probably just make a post that only you can see on google+ and check it out. I will probably draw it in the car ride home. Also, can we submit more then one logo? :/
-About admins, I feel I sort of should be the admin of the stories page considering I made a hole stories blog. And I was thinking maybe we could just delete the whole stories page altogether and so instead, when you click to go to the stories, it will take you to the stories blog. And I can control the blog. Peppy, I really hope you will let me do this ^^ And if you don't want to get rid of the stories page then I can just be the admin of the stories page, its just in my opinion the blog makes more sense.

So to conclude this post, all I have to say is that im a little mad. A little mad about all the updates. A little mad about me missing all the updates. A little mad about you guys forgetting I was not active. But I guess its my fault. My fault that im a little mad. But a little your fault that im a little mad... I guess I feel a little left out. :(

That's about it! Byez!

~ Vi Let Roil

Prologue of "A Darker Story": Warning: A bit gory.

The collection was many stories, so I have put them together like a puzzle to create one big story and then I cut it up into chapters.

So, here we have the Prologue, changed to third person for your convenience.

Warning: A bit gory. 

More to come, one chapter at a time. I call the story "A Darker Story." It takes place in the Cold Heart Kingdom (a snow leopard kingdom), in the Darker Kingdoms.

Enjoy!

Prologue

The muscular snow leopard stood at the door, lost deep in thought. He was one of the most vicious kings in the whole vicious region of the Darker Kingdoms. His claws and teeth where sharp and bloodstained from countless, brutal, gory wars. His soldiers where tougher than diamonds, and also showed much worse than no mercy, he made sure of it. He would eat the slimy insides of the general of a defeated army to celebrate his victory and show his superiority, enjoying plunging his muzzle in the open belly. The horrible screeches of pain from the torture chamber would lull him to bed at night. He was feared and respected by so many.

He was King Malicis.

Why, then, was he standing nervously at the door of his young daughter’s door, hesitant to barge in?

His beautiful daughter, his only weakness, was mad at him, at it broke his cold, merciless heart. He only wanted her to understand!

Malicis’s eyes felt warm and moist. His fur soon felt wet, and he realized he was sobbing uncontrollably.

“Rose, please, understand…”

He jumped as he heard the soft paw-padding of his cruel guards. Too prideful to be seen as a sobbing ball of fluff, he quickly scampered in the other direction.

“Oh, why did it have to end up this way?” The king lamented. 

End Prologue

-Frost

Hey guys! Quick question for you!

I have thrown myself into the papers given to me. They seem to be a combination of stories from one of the many Snow Leopard Kingdoms. They are quite interesting! Would you like to hear the story? I'd be glad to share them with you!

Stay Healthy!

-Gylfie101

Randomly Assorted Updates

(^-^)/) Peppy here.

Your queen, your horribly inactive queen D:

It's not entirely that I've been busy, in fact I haven't really been all that occupied at all, I've just had a lot on my mind. I'm not going to go into detail. Look, don't worry, I'm not going to give up on the kingdom, I'd never do that, I just need to think some things through, kay?

Anywho~

I remodeled the castle, I'd purchased a magic looking glass, the looking glass had sucked me into a portal, and when ejected from the portal my look had changed quite a bit. Thus I also updated my signature...

 Oh, and about Admins, I do really need them ^-^ I trust all of you, maybe too much, but I believe you wouldn't betray me if you had the power to edit the blog :3

I need an admin for each of these tasks-

• Citizens Page Updates
• Trade Market Updates
• Stories Updates
• Map Updates (I'll give a tutorial on how to edit the map, and what to do when you run out of space)
• Household Updates

I believe that's all, so I do need 5 admins. I will still host the balls, events, etc... Although all authors can host events aswell ;)  I hope that clears things up when it comes to administators, and I hope all of you at least consider being one. If your updating the Stories, or Map you don't need to be very active, but the rest of the tasks are pretty tricky if you're not sure of the recent occurances in the kingdom.

Also I want to thank Willow Spirit, Vi, and Oak for sort of running the kingdom while I wasn't very active!
(*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ))

Maybe it's just me, but in all honesty I don't doubt that you could run it a whole lot better than I've been.

Now I've decided to go off on a limb hear, and say, only a select few of us actually sound the slightest "Medieval" not to say I'm not guilty of sounding modern on most occasions, including roleplay, I just thought if we'd had a few seemingly renissaunce words in our vocabulary, our speak, or should I say type would come across as more profound, and accurate, although it's a bit silly to think we'll every accomplish being 100% accurate, considering that would take out the joy in magic! On another note, I'm fine with being more disney princess than renissaunce anyways, lol. Ah, it's a sad day to see a dame as regal as a queen laugh at her own puns, jokes, etc... only to find they're not even moderately ammusing. Back to vocabulary, I've made a list of *dun, dun, dun* insulting, and offensive adjectives, and nouns. These can be used to show off arrogance, and in duals for the last slice of toast. (again, not even moderately amusing) Nonetheless, the list(s)

Nouns

Mouth Breather

Simpleton

Peasant

Oxygen Thief

Twit

Oaf

Buffoon

Adjectives

 Imbecilic

Ignorant

Oblivious

Mewling

Glutinous 

Again, I don't alow cusses, or swears in the kingdom these are about as close as you can come, and I mean face it, you sound remarkably more profound using these instead of cussing. Not that really has to do with anything, let's revert to my original purpose of the lists, it's to make the role play a bit more historically accurate, not to educate us, but to make the roleplay feel a bit more "real". Know what I'm sayin'? I believe that's all, thankyou oh so very much for reading this dreadfully long post ^-^
Oh, but I musn't forget, I'm completely supporting the emblem contest don't worry :3

P.S. I'll be hosting a poll to decide our next event, after the emblem contest is over that is ;)

Contest + Question. YOU MAY POST ABOVE NOW!

Hello Friends!

As the title suggests, I have organized a contest. I have noticed we need a official kingdom emblem, or mascot, as more commonly used term.


To enter:

- You must have a Chatroll, Blogger or Google+ account.

-Your design must be COMPLETLY original. No web copy/pasteing.

- BE GOOD OR BLOODDRIN.

- You may use pencil & paper, just be sure to get a clear image.

- You may use any kind of program/application for your drawing.

To get your entry to me:

Chatroll-

Save your image/design and put it up as a profile image, and then contact me through Jam-a-Gram so I may look at your pic ^^

Google +:

Post you image on your profile, add me to your circles if you havn't already, and contactme through Jam-a-Gram

Blogger:

Post your image on your blog, post the link in the comments, and shoot me a Jam-a-Gram ^^

Now for my questions:

~Are we a kingdom of animals or humans? 0-0

~ Can we PWEASE ride horses?? o3o

~If we can ride horses, I would make some pictures of the citizens with the horse I would think looks best with that citizen! ^^ (Comment if you want one ^^ And tell me any specific details ;) )

Best Magic,

from shadow...

my life has been chaotic.

someone took my journal (i'm looking at you oak!) and is making my life into a story! >:|

there's too much chaos. i'm just gonna make a list...

• Jake has figured out most of my secrets
• Oak took my journal
• i.. yes, i have a daughter.... (other than poppy, she was adopted)
• i get all sad, hollow, and empty feeling when someone mentions "death" or "murder"
• i was... err... a murderer and a robber at one point.. before.. before...

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Oak here! shadow went to the bathroom, crying...

i decided to finish up his post!

i'm his daughter. (even i never knew that!)

i have made a story out of his life( http://creepystorytelling.blogspot.com/p/shadows-light-side.html)

jake knows his secrets? oh well.

idk who the other shadow is, or what they want...

well, i hope that clears things up! 

(and shadow!)

I think th- MEEP- the meep disease is bac- MEEP!

So guys I dunno if you eve-MEEP!-ever heard about the meep disease but it causes peop-MEEP!-people to meep uncontrollably. I am- MEEP!- Infected.
So I tried to find the best-MEEP!-way to decide who else would be infected. So I did every third person on the citizens list... That would be-MEEP!-These citizens:

Violet

Reine

Jake

Gale

Spectra

Shadow Claw

The hatchlings

Molly

Willow

Macklemore

Flo

Skyler

Oakfire

so-Meep!-those are you guys! I am really sorr-Meep!-sorry you are infected with this disease. I hope you can cont-MEEP!-control your meeping a lit-MEEP!-little. Well that's about-MEEP!-it!

Actually, theres one more thing. Now that violet's a wolf I changed her personality temporarily, until I renew my membership. Call her Vi now. Shes more of a 'cool girl' if you know what I mean. Still a fairy though. Just a little... different.. XD

APRIL FOOLS

So guys... Before we cross the border to Canada I am posting a quick post. Its April fools tomorrow everyone... Don't forget! Post in the comments to this post April fools ideas you have (for real life... To give people some cool ideas...) and share April fools stories of your own! And watch your back tomorrow guys... This is the one day of the year that no matter what, YOU CANT BE GULLIBLE. I mean, its not that you can't, but you know what I mean.

one of my af (April fools) stories was when we were on vacation and my dad and brother went to see something while me and my mom and my sister waited in the car. When he got back we said that Miley Cyrus had just come but we couldn't take a picture of her because my dad had the camera! He actually believed us! (probably because he forgot it was af day.) right before he got in the car to chase after her me and my mom shouted "April fools!"

make sure not to remind your family that tomorrow is April fools. If they don't know, it will be easier to trick them

that's about it! Byez! We are crossing the border to Canada in less than an hour!! (I'm on my phone...)

Bye Bye Membership

Hi everyone!

If you may have noticed, i no longer have my membership :(

For now on (or until I buy a membership) I will be using my wolf

 OH WELL!

So that means I will need a new signature...

 TA DAH!

land/territory?

today i was thinking..

"the snow kingdom already has a land, along with a few other kingdoms. why not have our own?"

i thought the lost temples of Zios would work great!

a lab for the warlocks

games for gem earning

a water source

a good place for research

and very paranormal things!

 

 

 

 

 



My New Signature

I made a new signature because I thought my old one was a bit lame.
Here it is, enjoy!

Stay Healthy!

-Frost

Happy Birthday, Violet!!!!

Happy Bithday To You!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Brithday Dear Violet!

Happy Birthday to you!

ROUND OF APPLUASE TO OUR FIRST CITIZEN, PRINCESS, AND DEAR FRIEND! :D

Since your non member, and I want you to get your gift on your special day, I put my mind to the test and made the most epic siggy you could wish for, . ^.^  (I did your old picture, as It was cuter to me ^3^)

Here is your little banner/Siggy thing .3.

                                                          And since you play CS, A little avatar for you!

                                                                     Enjoy and Happy birthday,

Bday, Ages, spring break, and Admins

First off.... Its my bday today! So if any of you want to send me gifts just so you know I will be a member I think after spring break so you can send me gifts and I will accept them later. You can also send member items. And my dream item is a pink tail armor by the way.....

ok, second, I was looking at my last post and peppy said that the royal kids were around 14, which was what I thought. But all of the royal kids were saying they were around 18 YEARS OLD!!! I find that way too old but peppy and Jake and juni please tell me your thoughts on that. (anyone know where fuzzy's been?)

thirdly, I am going on spring break starting tomorrow. We are going to Canada which means that I won't have phone service and probably not a lot of internet connection. So there will probably be a phase over the next week where I wont be very active at all.

Lastly, I think peppy should hire all the authors as admins. What harm could it do? She could make rules and if someone violates them they are kicked off admin.
that's it! Bye!

Violet Roil (now a wolf)

Admin Ref Sheet

Hello, Friends!

This post is to clear some things up on Admins. First of all, here is what the admin must do:

~Update pages when needed.

~Read all posts

~Be SUPER ACTIVE

Now, in order for Peppy to see this post, No posting above it.

Here is the sheet you must fill out:

How much time do you have? This is a 24/7 job, so you must have alot

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

What would you do?

How often would you do it?

You must understand, YOU CAN ONLY ADD THINGS. REMOVE AND MOVE IF ASKED.

Please fill this sheet out. You must read my old post. ^^

Wolf VS Seal, Pixies, and B-day

Hey guys, so I traded my bunny for a seal. I would rather have a bunny but I really wanted an underwater animal for no reason whatsoever so I got a seal. So now I need to know if violet should be a seal or wolf. Here are some wolf and seal pictures of violet:



So please pick which violet you like best!

Also, I am getting really bored with evil violet. It seems like violet can never be good anymore. And its not really the evil part that bothers me, its the pixie part >.< Ugh, pixies. So violet is now back to normal. The evil pixie who gave her the crown didn't realize that the magic she put on it to make the crown stick to violet's head wouldn't last forever, so violet took the crown off and came back to normal. I know this is a stupid story but im done with pixies for now. Lastly, its my birthday tomorrow!! I'm turning 12!!!! Im so excited! That's all citizens! Plz comment!

Admins, Pages and Reincarnations.

Hello, Friends! ^-^

As I check every tab on the blog daily, I've been noticing MORE AND MORE citizens, and LOTS of them are just reincarnations. Me and Alice had created a blog, and I wanted more than one person doing tabs, posts.... etc. Then I realized.... Instead of being just an author, you can make people ADMINISTRATORS, or Admins for short. As the citizen page is in overflow, If Peppy could make someone an admin? We need that citizens page cleared out O-O Also, Another thing Peppy would need to do is, CONTROL THE REINCARNATIONS. We have TONS of citizens now, and Peppy has said a few months back, The Kingdom will close its gates at 100 citizens. I am constantly noticing more and more dead people, missing people, and reincarnated people. I would like a law to be added:

You can only be reincarnated once.

That way, We wont have one person owning 5 citizens. For example: (Im Using some reincarnations that have happened as examples. Please dont be offended.)

Blue had died, and had told us how. Good. To be reincarnated, TELL US HOW YOU DIED.

Blue had been reincarnated in the period of 3 days. Good. If you aren't reincarnated, or brought back in the period of three days, YOU WILL REMAIN A GHOST.

Oak has come and has been with us for a while. Good. If you are reincarnated, please remember a few details, like Laws, Rulers, etc.

Oak has gone missing and Blue has returned. Not good. We have no explanation, and Blue was dead beyond our 3 day period.

Oak and Blue have been coming and going. REALLY. REALLY. NOT. GOOD. Keep your character. It is not goood to have 2 and no explantion.

To be reincarnated properly:

-Say how you died, or Make a Mini Play on it.

-Post In the comments on the citizen page, Whom you are now, and Whom you used to be.

- Be sure you wish to kill your citizen, as it cannot come back.

The exeption to the one citizen per person rule is pets. If you have a pet, and no one will be it, you may be your pet. Pets can die, but cannot come back. (Rooster in background: BAWK!?)

If we do get an Admin who will take the responsibility, PLEASE REMOVE THE DEAD CITIZENS AND REPLACE THEM WITH THE REINCARNATIONS.

ALSO CREATE A PAGE FOR DEAD/INACTIVE/ MISSING CHARACTERS.

If we get some new recruits, all the players whom are not active/ dont join in the RP's/ or Dead will be kicked out to make room. IF YOU ARE ACTIVE, POST A COMMENT SO WE KNOW WHOM WILL JOIN US.

Thank you, Im sorry if this post was offensive, but it just HAD to be done.

Bunny and Wolf it is!

Violet is now a bunny/wolf, I am thinking bunny since it fits her personality the best but it will be so weird because she will be so small.... teensy weensy. Anyways, I will probably renew my membership but we will see. I am waiting for my birthday.


violet pictures

Violet's Animal?

So guys... Here were the top votes for VIOLET'S animal:

- Tiger
- Wolf
- Bunny

Please do a final vote for which one!


violet pictures